I thought my teeth would require braces because they were not straight at all but since I am in my 40s wearing braces was not really an option because now my kids need them. But I went to my Dentists and he told me about this new way to get teeth straighten called Invisalign.

It works just like braces and after 6 months of using the trays my teeth are look straight for the first time in my life. Anyone who ever feared that it would cost to much or take to long to get your teeth straightened think again and ask your Dentist about Invisalign!

A couple of us guys got dragged to a sex toys party over the weekend by our girls and I have to say it went better than we expected. The whole ride we were all cracking dirty jokes and poking fun at one another so when we arrived at the party we were in a great mood. We uncorked a couple of bottles an passed around some swishers and were entertainted by a couple that had just about every single type of device made for sexual pleasure for display.

After spending a couple hundred of gifts we then headed home to try out our new goodies and they worked like a charm for everyone as that is what I am told and from the smiles on everyones face the next day I believe it. If you have never been to a toy party before then you just do not know what your missing.

I found this new toy being sold at my favorite adult toy store to shop at called clone a willy which allows you to clone your own penis and that way you have your own toy to give your girl friend. I was totally impressed that a company has made it so the average man can make a clone of his own pecker and pass it on. Of course they sell a lot of different adult toys as well but this one caught my attention because believe it or not me and my significant other were just talking about this.

I order to sets just in case mess up the first one and if it works out great then i can give the other one to my friend for his birthday. If you could clone any part of your self what would you have cloned and why?

I am here to pump you up, no not that kind of pump but this kind of pump up. which is motivational. I always enjoy hearing from one my friends because every time we talk he has something positive to say about whatever it is we talk about. Compared to a lot of my other friends that have a lot of negative things to say about what ever we are talking about.

And that is what i am trying to pass onto to you the reader of this trash I am spewing. What is it you say? Well it is the idea of always being that positive one in the room that always have something positive to say about someting instead of that other personin the room or people for that matter that say negative things about everything.

I hope this helpes in some small way in teh BIG world but only time will tell.

If you could please humor me and make me laugh. Please write a joke or two in the comments because I am in need of a good laugh and would like to read a great joke. So if you would be so kind to as humor i would very much appreciate in deed.

I know it sounds cheesy but what can I say i like to laugh and could use a good one right now so please write me a joke in the comments would yea!