Tony Shills

Reader’s Digest

tonyshill — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:51:29 +0000

I always keep the current publication of Reader’s Digest in the bathroom. I love the jokes and the short stories that they have, they are perfect reading for bathroom usage. When I take a bath is when I like to read a good book. There just isn’t enough time in the day to get a good read in, so the bathroom has become my library.

Beer

tonyshill — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:50:50 +0000

I generally don’t drink beer, but if I do happen to be in the mood I prefer Yuengling’s Lager. It has a nice full flavor that goes down easy. Anything else just doesn’t taste right and Yuengling is the cheapest of the Lagers that are available at the stores here in town. A shot and a beer is a nice change of pace now and then.

Donald Rumsfeld and the swine flu, H1N1 virus

tonyshill — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 13:07:38 +0000

To say that I was worried about a virus that someone in the prior Administration has a HUGE stake in the company that pretty much has the patent on the treatment for would be an understatement. The worry of when I start feeling sick any time for the rest of my life and having to rush to the hospital and stand in line with other people that are sick , that may or may not have the virus, well makes me sick. How much is this company Gilead Sciences going to be worth when every person in the World has to take there pill every year when they feel sick? How much are the vaccine companies making off a vaccine that may or may not work and has to be administered to the World? And how much is Gilead Sciences worth if the vaccine does not work? And can anyone trust whats in the vaccine?

What is noteworthy is the the last time swine flu was around was when Donald Rumsfeld was a former defense sceratary. And that tamiflu is also used for Avian Bird flu which came around when he was again Defense Secratary.

Cash for clunkers just another bailout for the auto industry.

tonyshill — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:34:35 +0000

It seems to me that this whole cash for clunkers things is nothing more than another bailout of the failing auto industry. If you look at who is going to make the most money from this bill it is the car makers not the American public. Why we would fund another Billion dollars for this program is beyond me.

I want to hear your opinion on this matter American so please leave it in the comments so we can start a lengthy discussion on this Billion dollar topic.

What issue are you voting this election?

tonyshill — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:29:11 +0000

When you put your vote in for either John Mccain or Barack Obama what issue is making you vote for that candidate? I am curious to know what everyone out there is voting for I think the main issue everyone is going to vote is the economy because around here the economy has hit hard with very little jobs available and gas prices taking any extra money away for the little things it is not hard to wonder what people around here and myself are going to vote for in my opinion.

Now of course I could be wrong because I have been known to be wrong a time or two in my life. So with that said an now known what issue in your life is making you vote one way or the another this election?

Invisalign works like braces

tonyshill — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:54:24 +0000

I thought my teeth would require braces because they were not straight at all but since I am in my 40s wearing braces was not really an option because now my kids need them. But I went to my Dentists and he told me about this new way to get teeth straighten called Invisalign.

It works just like braces and after 6 months of using the trays my teeth are look straight for the first time in my life. Anyone who ever feared that it would cost to much or take to long to get your teeth straightened think again and ask your Dentist about Invisalign!

My very first toy party

tonyshill — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:47:08 +0000

A couple of us guys got dragged to a sex toys party over the weekend by our girls and I have to say it went better than we expected. The whole ride we were all cracking dirty jokes and poking fun at one another so when we arrived at the party we were in a great mood. We uncorked a couple of bottles an passed around some swishers and were entertainted by a couple that had just about every single type of device made for sexual pleasure for display.

After spending a couple hundred of gifts we then headed home to try out our new goodies and they worked like a charm for everyone as that is what I am told and from the smiles on everyones face the next day I believe it. If you have never been to a toy party before then you just do not know what your missing.

Make your own toy of yourself

tonyshill — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:00:23 +0000

I found this new toy being sold at my favorite adult toy store to shop at called clone a willy which allows you to clone your own penis and that way you have your own toy to give your girl friend. I was totally impressed that a company has made it so the average man can make a clone of his own pecker and pass it on. Of course they sell a lot of different adult toys as well but this one caught my attention because believe it or not me and my significant other were just talking about this.

I order to sets just in case mess up the first one and if it works out great then i can give the other one to my friend for his birthday. If you could clone any part of your self what would you have cloned and why?

I am here to pump you up

tonyshill — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:17:36 +0000

I am here to pump you up, no not that kind of pump but this kind of pump up. which is motivational. I always enjoy hearing from one my friends because every time we talk he has something positive to say about whatever it is we talk about. Compared to a lot of my other friends that have a lot of negative things to say about what ever we are talking about.

And that is what i am trying to pass onto to you the reader of this trash I am spewing. What is it you say? Well it is the idea of always being that positive one in the room that always have something positive to say about someting instead of that other personin the room or people for that matter that say negative things about everything.

I hope this helpes in some small way in teh BIG world but only time will tell.

Humor me please

tonyshill — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:36:22 +0000

If you could please humor me and make me laugh. Please write a joke or two in the comments because I am in need of a good laugh and would like to read a great joke. So if you would be so kind to as humor i would very much appreciate in deed.

I know it sounds cheesy but what can I say i like to laugh and could use a good one right now so please write me a joke in the comments would yea!